I’m becoming a chicken
I think I may be turning into a big chicken. Not the scaredy cat kind of chicken, but the clucking one – the one you eat. Because that’s all I eat anymore. Chicken. From the crock-pot, from the oven, on the George Foreman. The other day I even roasted a whole chicken in the crock-pot. I am becoming the master at chicken.
But I am starting to miss the other things too. I begin to crave the strangest things…things that in every day life, I don’t even really like too much. Like string cheese. I’m not a huge cheese fan, but I’d probably kill you for a piece of string cheese right now. Or even a banana. One of my friends was eating a banana the other day and I swear I drooled on her. It’s just a freaking banana! Oh… and how about a serving on macaroni and cheese. All that delicious fatty processed cheese substitute? How delicious would that be with some polish sausage right now?
Really – I just want a grilled cheese sandwich. Doesn’t that sound yummy right now? But alas, my chicken and chicken and chicken and oh yeah – sometimes I throw in some tilapia - and chicken is so delicious – why would I want to eat anything else? Sorry – am I making anyone else hungry right now?
Don’t worry – one the show is over, I’ll go back to eating and enjoying all my fatty foods but right now, I’d just be happy with cheese. Oh yeah – and chicken.
January 28, 2008 at 6:37 am
Thanks so much for making me laugh this morning. I know just what you mean though as sometimes I’m afraid I’m gonna wake up and be covered in feathers. LOL!!
January 28, 2008 at 6:58 am
LMAO…for me its tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna….i’m going to have gills soon and a tail! Then throw me back in the ocean! I do eat chicken too…but my love/hate relationship is with tuna! And i would kill for baked tortallini with extra cheese right now! 9 more weeks…9 more weeks…i can do this!! Then one meal like that! And back to clean until the second show in June!
January 28, 2008 at 7:08 am
This made me laugh and relate HUGE because all I wanted this past week was a bagel with cheese melted on it. I would never even think about eating that normally… but that’s all I wanted. It was my cheat on Saturday and it was the best damn thing I ever tasted. I hear ya, girl! Keep up the good work!!
January 28, 2008 at 6:50 pm
your a trip wendy, but you know me I am right there with you, one thing about this diet it makes GROCERY SHOPPING real EASY LOL!! Chicken is in the oven as I write this, I crave or desire all kinds of foods but wouldn’t know which one to eat first if I could!!!
see ya soon!!