Q: What is Happiness?
A: Happiness is walking into a public restroom and realizing that nobody else is there. I hate pissing next to strangers.
Do you ever philosophize so deeply that your head almost explodes?
Like...what happens if you have a treadmill on a bus and you set it to 20 mph, so you are basically at a full sprint, then jump off the bus, which is also moving at 20 mph?
Or...what happens if you are in an elevator and the cable snaps, so the elevator is falling, but you jump at the last second before the elevator hits the ground?
Orrrrrrr...what happens if your bodyblog's address is different than your user name?