Tiffany Forni.. uh huh

I know the title probably got a few of you upset.. but let me remind you.. my last name is Forni and as I have been told my many a witty person that whenever I go on a vacation it should be called a "Forni-cation".  Therefore… I call my next adventure the Greatest Forni-Cation Ever!  What might that be?   Well, let me give it to you in a nutshell.  

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I travel so much for work that spending time at my house is really not worth while to me anymore.  I have roommates and a plant (that I am amazed has survived for so long) so I figure the house will not miss me too much.  I’m renting out my room to a good friend of mine while I’m on the road / in the air / on the sea / on someone’s couch.  I plan on completing my books while I’m out of town as well as continuing to diet for nationals.  As long as I have a gym nearby, food at hand, and my trusty laptop that I like to refer to as "The Beastly Bichin Lappy" and a camera I’ll be good to go.  I can take care of all my clients remotely via phone, skype, and many other wonderful internet avenues…so why stay home?

Here’s a look at what September holds…   Starting this friday I fly out to New Jersey to spend a few days meeting with companies and people in the fitness industry.  I’ll be stopping up in New York for the Team Universe show to check on some friends of mine who are competing and doing their makeup for the show.  If you’re going to be there say hi!  After that 10 days of messing with the East coast I’ll head back home to Portland for a day of re-packing and rest then it’s off to Vegas for the Olympia!

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I’m going to do something a little crazy.  I’m going to give out my 866 number for people to call toll free to leave voice messages at.  Just lettin you know.. there are really no menu options, but they sure are fun to listen to.  If you’re going to leave a message listen to the whole message and the LADY’s voice will tell you what to do.  

Reasons to call Tiff’s 866 Number:
1. For a good laugh
2. To send a nutrition tip or a travel tip
3. To show off your awesome poem making skills
4. To possibly be included in a weekly voicemail Q&A session.
5. To show off your best pickup line… or worst.
6. Know any good jokes?  I’d like to hear them.
7. Offer up a good healthy recipe for the world to share
8. …. and many more reasons….

Ok ok ok.. so here it is…  866-545-6311  go ahead and give it a call.. it’s toll free.  And I really to check the messages.  I find that some of the greatest sayings of all time come from drunken voice mails… or ones that weren’t meant to be recorded… ie "No those are not my shoes!  Those are a banana!  Put the cat back down and get the mail out of my hair!"  … no sense.. I know.. but it was funny when I got it at 3am a couple years ago… Ashley’s voice keeps ringing in my head…..

Oh ok back on the nutshell topic.  Yes, traveling the world.  How am I going to manage this?  Well, I’ll keep training the members of my team who I am very happy to say are all making great progress.  Even when life kicks them in the butt they get right back up and kick it back.  I want to give a shout out to Vector who is now the lightest he has been in 10 years!!! YAY VEC!!!!!!  And to all of my other great teammates who kick ass every day!

So, I hope whoever reads this gets something out of it.. I’m not sure what..  Well, if anything you’ve got my 866-545-6311 number to call any time you need a good chuckle.

Have a great week everyone!!!  Live it up!!!

Tiff 

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