A Poem by my son : )
Both of my sons (ages almost 6 and 2 1/2) have always referred to the twig as a "wienie" and they call the berries testicles (or tech-i-cals as the little one calls them) or nuts.
Last month my husband and I thought the older one should know some other names for his parts in case he heard some at school (okay it was really because we would find it amusing). He learned the word "penis" (which makes me giggle when anyone says it). I told him not to laugh if he ever meets someone named "Peter". He also learned the term "balls"
Cut to THIS morning at the breakfast table.
My younger son has reached the "poopie" stage. He says the word "poopie" in any sentence and kills himself laughing. It was cute at first but quickly lost its edge.
Our older son is Barney Effin Fife and tells his younger brother that he can only say those types of words in the potty.
Then, he says, "I’ve got a poem for you that you can use in the potty…
My sun, my sun,
You warm my penis.
My sun, my sun,
You warm my ball case.
You warm my balls."
I tried desperately to keep a straight face when I heard him say "penis", but it didn’t last too long. He said "ball Case" for crying out loud. Ball case! Not exactly sure where he got that one but I think I see a new term in a thesaurus.
Tea bagging= dipping one’s BALL CASE into another’s mouth. It sounds rather dignified when you say it like that.
Look out Emily Dickinson, you ain’t got **** on my poet 
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August 18, 2009 at 12:50 pm
you should send that one to Andrew Dice Clay, it would fit right in
August 18, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Ball case. That’s a new one. Have you taught him nutsack yet?
The word "penis" makes me laugh too. It was soooo painful to hold in a laugh during sex ed every time the gym teacher said the word. And I sat in front of the class
August 18, 2009 at 3:05 pm
OMG, janthony. That’s funny you would say that about the Dice Man. My husband said that he may be a future Andrew Dice Clay.
August 18, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Wow. That is awesome.
At least you aren’t being all weird and slowing down his creative development.
I do agree that he needs more terms for ‘ball case’. That sounds too much like something a golfer would carry in his bag. No pun intended.
Scrod, bean bag, radishes, I also like the afore mentioned nutsack.
On the Dice Man thing, if he starts rattling off the one about Little Bo Peep, I think you have a winner.